there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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