i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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