just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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