I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I am spending my child support on dildos
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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