it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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