I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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