Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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