Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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