my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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