EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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