I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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