i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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