It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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