Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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