There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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