Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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