brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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