Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I want a musical about memes.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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