HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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