I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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