I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I hope mine doesn't look like that
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Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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