You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He felt like a one man threesome
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
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It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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