Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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