the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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