I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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