I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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