I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you have to choose: penises or morals?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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