oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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