Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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