Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
God, I missed his penis.
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