She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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