First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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