Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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