I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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