ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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