Heybabeimwearingurpanties
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Randomize