so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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