it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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