I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
too bad you live with your parents still
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
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We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
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I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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