Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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