You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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