But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
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Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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