But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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