So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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