why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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