I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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