Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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