Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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