He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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