Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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